You're my funny Valentine,
sweet comic Valentine,
You make me smile with my heart,
Your looks are laughable, Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smiling?
But don't change a hair for me,
Not if you care for me.
Stay little valentine, stay!
Each day is Valentine's Day

Each day is Valentine's Day