I'll be the biggest star at this racist country singer's bar
No use shootin' for the moon, no use chasing waterfalls
I'm the biggest star at this racist country singer's bar
No use shootin' for the moon, no use chasing waterfalls

Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up, can only go up
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up, can only go up

I'll be the biggest star at this bachelorette party bar
No use shootin' for the moon, no use chasing waterfalls
I'm the biggest star at this bachelorette party bar
No use shootin' for the moon, no use chasing waterfalls

Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up, can only go up
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up, can only go up

Ah-ah
Mm-mm

Got too big for my britches
Too big for my fishes
The sea got shallower every day
I danced, I said my prayers, it never rained
And I just want to be in California
Heaven laughs 'cause they all tried to warn us
They sent me right back from where I came
My tail between my legs on Broadway

I'll be the biggest star at this fucking karaoke bar
No use shootin' for the moon, no use chasing waterfalls
I'm the biggest star at this fucking karaoke bar
No use shootin' for the moon, no use chasing waterfalls