Muttley you snickering floppy eared hound When courage is needed, you're never around Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest Should be there for bungling at which you are best
So stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Howww?
Nab him Jab him Tab him Grab him Stop that pigeon now!
You, silly, stop sneaking it's not worth the chance For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants And clunk, you invent me a thingamybob That chatches that pigeon or I lose my job
So stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Stop the pigeon Howww?
Nab him Jab him Tap him Grab him Stop that pigeon now!