Well you should see Polythene Pan
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag
Dressed in a polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pan

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-driller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl
That makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built

Yeah, yeah, yeah!