Some people think they're always right
Others are quiet and uptight
Others they seem so very nice
Inside they might feel sad and wrong

Twenty-nine different attributes
Only seven that you like
Seven ways to see the world
Seven ways to start a fight

Don't, don't get up
I can't see the sunshine
I'll be waiting for you baby
'Cause I'm through
Sit me down
Shut me up
I'll calm down
and I'll get along with you

Oh men don't notice what they got
Women think of that a lot
One thousand ways to please your man
Not even one requires a plan

And countless odd religions too
It doesn't matter which you choose
One stubborn way to turn your back
This I've tried, and now refuse

Don't, don't get up
I can't see the sunshine
I'll be waiting for you baby
'Cause I'm through
Sit me down
Shut me up
I'll calm down
and I'll get along with you

Shut me up
Shut me up
And I'll get along with you